quinta-feira, julho 19, 2012

2ª de 2 estórias de uma curta viagem

a 2ª e última estorieta



O comboio corria confortavelmente entre Valence-Centre e Lyon-Saint-Exupérie. A ler o novo Pennac. Regalado.
Ia munido de bilhete, com lugar reservado e pago por internet, para o que, por ter mais de 65 anos (merde!), me custou o preço de “senior” (devia ser “veterano” ou “3ª idade”).
Eis senão quando, uma outra “madama”, sem carrapito mas de boné e, decerto, com apito, vem visar-me o bilhete e, de senho carregado, pede-me que lhe mostre “la carte”.
Mostro-lhe mais: mostro-lhe o cartão… de cidadão português, onde se comprova que há muito passei os tais 65 anos.
Que não, que não era “la carte”. Atiro-lhe às ventas (ao nariz também empinado) com o passaporte da dita União Europeia.
Que não, que não era “la carte senior”…e aponta-me as letras miudinhas do bilhete que pedem a exibição da tal "carte senior”, desde que pedida 
Argumentei. Não me valeu de nada. Ou pior: valeu-me –17 €uros, a juntar aos 21 de ser comprovadamente sénior.
Somei estes 17 € ao ½ €, ou 50 centimos, da outra, e ficou tudo sobre carris. Em alta velocidade.

Vão roubar p’rá estrada!
 Com ou sem carrapito.

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